But apparently that rule doesn’t apply to SJM. #NeverForgetTheBlurbĪuthors, even big ones, still have to fight hard to see their books picked up by publishers, be sold, and then be read and hyped by readers. *EDIT: oh boy they changed the blurb!!! More than a full week after the book released! But I got receipts. Whoever did that did a very poor job.* And that makes me angry. They obviously needed one more sentence to make the blurb longer and didn’t know what else to pick. That extra sentence about snow? It shouldn’t be there. People, the blurb doesn’t even make sense. Starting from the blurb, which is just a few sentences from the first chapter copypasted together. I’m not only talking about the writing, which needed a lot of editing, but the general feeling surrounding it all. Speaking more generally, this book was just mostly bad. *except SJM has a talent for ruining main characters so what happens when secondary characters become the main ones? Uhhh we shall find out I guess.

a tiny bit of actual fucking foundation for the next booksīasically Feyre and Rhys need to retire and let secondary characters finally have the spotlight.* The only POVs I genuinely enjoyed were Cassian’s and Nesta’s, which, surprise surprise, will be the focus of the next book.

mate mate mate mate mate m a t e ma te ma t e mat e m ate mAtE mATe MATE matE M a te.

somehow galaxies were involved in the sex scene and that’s not even the weirdest thing that’s ever happened in a sjm sex scene.

one really long and really cringy sex scene.way too much internal monologue about who had fucked whom, where and in which position.

me physically rolling my eyes every two pages.

So let’s start by saying this book was almost entirely useless. IM FREEEEEE!!!!!!!! WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY FUCKING LIFE

✨ Hardcore SJM fans need not engage, kindly move along without reading this review.✨

Book 3 a court of thorns and roses